Fowl Language Kitchen Towel

If your kitchen vocabulary is a little more "colorful" than most, you’ve finally found your match. The Fowl Language Kitchen Towel features a delightful flock of feathered friends alongside a pun that every Sassy Lassie can appreciate. It’s the perfect way to warn your guests that while the chicken might be mild, the language definitely isn't.

But don't let the jokes fool you—this towel is a serious workhorse. Crafted by Blue Q from high-quality, 100% unbleached cotton, it is super-absorbent and ready to tackle everything from spilled mimosas to drying the "good" dishes. Plus, you’re doing good while you’re being snarky: 1% of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs through Doctors Without Borders.

Product Specifications:

• Material: 100% heavy-weight, unbleached cotton.

• Size: Approximately 28" x 21" (generously sized for real kitchen work).

• Brand: Blue Q.

• Impact: Supports global hunger relief via Doctors Without Borders.

• Care: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low.

   

• Vibe: Cheery illustrations with a side of "potty mouth" humor.

Sassy Tip

This towel is basically a legal disclaimer for your kitchen. Hang it prominently so when the soufflé falls and you let out a string of words that would make a sailor blush, you can just point to the birds and shrug. It’s not your fault—it’s the atmosphere!